Author: Super Junior? More like super lame.

Conversation

leeteuk: *muttering something under his breath*
shindong: are you talking to yourself hyung?
leeteuk: yes
leeteuk: it’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this house

Conversation

donghae: you know what, bro?
hyukjae: what?
donghae: if I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you
hyukjae: *clutches heart* bro…

Conversation

leeteuk: so you’re driving and you see hyukjae and henry in the road, what should you hit first?
yesung: hyukjae without a doubt
heechul: definitely henry
kyuhyun: both of them
leeteuk:
leeteuk: … the brakes

Conversation

SM: you’re late
heechul: first of all, you’re lucky I even came

Regular

leeteuk: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?

hyukjae, to donghae: dude shoot me, then when my leg heals we can buy a huge ass house and range rovers

donghae: hey you can shoot me too and then we’ll have twenty million dollars

hyukjae: good thinking. Fuck the system

Conversation

heechul: I heard you singing from the other room, do you take requests?
kyuhyun: of course!
heechul: please stop

Conversation

Hyukjae: I have an idea, but I’m gonna need your permission
Leeteuk: Why would you need my permission?
Hyukjae: Because if I mess it up, I don’t want it to be just my fault.

Conversation

*texting*
henry: hi
kyuhyun: bitchhenry: blocked and reported
kyuhyun: wait unblock me I have something important to say to you
henry: unblocked
kyuhyun: bitch

Conversation

ryeowook: [slightly annoyed] please take off your hat when you’re inside
shindong: [takes off hat revealing a slightly smaller hat]
shindong: I can do this 14 more times

Conversation

kyuhyun: guys I can’t make it today, the stress is bad for the baby
yesung: what baby?
kyuhyun: me