Author: Super Junior? More like super lame.

Regular

Sungmin: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Hyukjae: that was deep.

Yesung: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Hyukjae: that was deeper.

Henry: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Hyukjae: that was less deep

Regular

Sungmin: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Hyukjae: that was deep.

Yesung: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Hyukjae: that was deeper.

Henry: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Hyukjae: that was less deep

Regular

zhoumi: Hyung, why is your selfie taped to the top of the Christmas tree

heechul:

heechul: Because I’m a star

Regular

zhoumi: Hyung, why is your selfie taped to the top of the Christmas tree

heechul:

heechul: Because I’m a star

Regular

Kyuhyun: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Leeteuk: ?? What did you do?!

Kyuhyun: NOBODY DIED

Leeteuk: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT???

Regular

Kyuhyun: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Leeteuk: ?? What did you do?!

Kyuhyun: NOBODY DIED

Leeteuk: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT???

Regular

Donghae, drunk: Do you think birds get sad because they don’t have arms?

Leeteuk: Do you get sad because you don’t have wings?

Donghae, choked up: Every day

Regular

Donghae, drunk: Do you think birds get sad because they don’t have arms?

Leeteuk: Do you get sad because you don’t have wings?

Donghae, choked up: Every day

Regular

Siwon, introducing Ryeowook, moments before disaster: This is my dongsaeng, Ryeowook. He knows we can’t afford any bigger clothes, so he just doesn’t grow!

Regular

Siwon, introducing Ryeowook, moments before disaster: This is my dongsaeng, Ryeowook. He knows we can’t afford any bigger clothes, so he just doesn’t grow!