Category: henry lau

Conversation

*texting*
henry: hi
kyuhyun: bitchhenry: blocked and reported
kyuhyun: wait unblock me I have something important to say to you
henry: unblocked
kyuhyun: bitch

Conversation

cop: your car smells like weed
henry: whoever smelt it, dealt it
cop: oh shit
henry: you’re under arrest

Conversation

henry: can you take out the trash?
kyuhyun: sure, where do you want to go?

Regular

henry: you promised me you wouldn’t get me bees again

kyuhyun, from a distance: just open it

Regular

Leeteuk: If you had two bullets, and you were in a room with Hyukjae, Siwon, and Heechul, what——

Kyuhyun: Shoot Henry twice

Henry: I WASN’T EVEN AN OPTION WHAT THE FUCK

Regular

yesung: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

henry: in between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a clothing hanger.” How about you, hyung?

siwon: “Road work ahead.”

leeteuk: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

Regular

henry: hyung, I have bad news and good news

leeteuk: just tell me the good news

henry: the airbags in your car work perfectly

Regular

kyuhyun, to henry: look, I know I said some pretty hurtful things last night

kyuhyun: I just want you to know that I stand by everything I said

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