Category: henry

Regular

Henry: I am a person who likes to think things through.

Shindong: Since when?? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

Regular

Henry: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Henry: [throws brick through window]

Henry: Okay, let’s go!

Yesung:

Happy birthday, Henry💙

kyuline13:

Regular

Interviewer: So, who’s the bad boy of the group?

Henry: Kyuhyun.

Henry: He’s bad at everything.

Conversation

henry: I’ve finally conquered my fear of ghosts
shindong: that’s the spirit!
henry: OH SHIT WHERE

Conversation

Ryeowook, trying to record a video: Hi, I’m Ryeowook
Henry:
Henry: I’m Henry
Ryeowook: …Maybe a little quicker on that Henry.
Henry: Okay.
Ryeowook: Hi, I’m Ry-
Henry: I’m Henry!
Ryeowook: …
Henry: *laughing*
Ryeowook: *sigh* Hi, I’m Ry-
Henry: I’m Henry.
Ryeowook: ..Hi, I’m-
Henry: HENRY!
Ryeowook: Henry, please. Can you just say your name like a normal human being???
Ryeowook: Hi, I’m Ryeowook.
Henry: *inhuman noise*
Siwon, behind the camera: *laughing hysterically*
Ryeowook: *exasperated* Okay, one last time!
Ryeowook: Hi, I’m Siwo– FUCK

Regular

henry: someone recommend me a good horror movie

kyuhyun: The Reflection

henry: where can I find it

kyuhyun: the mirror

Regular

Sungmin: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Hyukjae: that was deep.

Yesung: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Hyukjae: that was deeper.

Henry: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Hyukjae: that was less deep

Regular

Sungmin: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Hyukjae: that was deep.

Yesung: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Hyukjae: that was deeper.

Henry: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Hyukjae: that was less deep

Regular

Henry: What you’re doing is illegal.

Heechul: I’m not taking advice from you. You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna.’