Category: henry

Conversation

Leeteuk: Ooh, Wolverine! How scary!
Henry: I’m Edward Scissorhands.
Leeteuk: I don’t feel comfortable with you going trick-or-treating with scissors. Why don’t you go as Edward Spoonhands?
Henry: Hyung, it’s Halloween, not Hallowuss.

Regular

henry: how can tall people like you sleep when the blanket doesn’t cover you from shoulders to feet???

zhoumi: please shut up it’s literally 3 am

henry: so you can’t sleep?? Is it because of the blanket?

Regular

Hyukjae: DON’T STOP MAKE IT POP

Henry: DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP

Yesung: TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT

Heechul: Tik tok on the clock can y’all shut the fuck up

Regular

Kyuhyun: If I was a drink I would be a cherry vanilla Coke. If you were a drink what would you be?

Heechul: Bleach.

Henry: Sewage.

Kyuhyun: Please calm down edgelords.

Regular

kyuhyun: Here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee!

henry *takes a sip and gags*: This isn’t nice!

kyuhyun: It’s a hot cup of coffee.

henry: And it’s cold!

kyuhyun: Cup of coffee.

henry: I’m not even sure this is coffee…

kyuhyun: Cup.

Conversation

henry: i hope i can be as cool as you guys in thirty years
tvxq: does he think we’re sixty?
zhoumi: no, he’s just really bad at math.

hyukwoon:

hyukwoon:

yesung1106: Good-bye 🕌 #Duba i#Burjkhalifa

leedonghae: Dubai SM TOWN

leedonghae: Dubai SM TOWN

Conversation

Henry: Without the ugly in the world there would be no beautiful!
Heechul: Thank you for your sacrifice

Conversation

Leeteuk: your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and i think that’s beautiful
Henry: how much sleep are you getting??
Leeteuk: not enough