Category: incorrect kpop quotes

Conversation

heechul: where’s my fucking phone?
leeteuk: heechul, the younger members are around. Could you say it nicer?
heechul: many apologies
heechul: may I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking phone?

Conversation

leeteuk: man, I’m not even that funny
super junior:
super junior:
super junior:
leeteuk: “no, hyung!! You’re hilarious!! We love your jokes!”

Conversation

ryeowook: spooky hideout, villains guarding the joint, still, no sign that siwon’s in any real danger yet
siwon: [from inside the hideout] let me go!
ryeowook: still, technically not a cry for help
siwon: HELP!
ryeowook: well, not a cry for me
siwon: RYEOWOOK!!
ryeowook: … damn it

Conversation

sungmin: let’s play a game! I say an answer, and you give me what you think the question is. The answer is ‘red’!
donghae: what color is an apple?
sungmin: sure, why not? There are no wrong answers! Next, the answer is ‘6’.
heechul: when life starts to go downhill
sungmin:
sungmin: any other answers?

Conversation

leeteuk: did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?
yesung: I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. I like to call that one “Sparkle Suds”. Dress loud™
leeteuk: will you stop putting glitter in everything?? This morning you put glitter in the butter
yesung: Disco Dairy. Spread the party™

Conversation

sungmin: *puts on bike helmet*
henry: that looks pretty lame, dude
sungmin: you know what isn’t lame?
sungmin: *clips helmet* safety.

When the candy he bought gets stuck in the ven…

gets arm stuck trying to get it out: leeteuk, siwon, donghae, kibum

shakes the vending machine: shindong, ryeowook

kicks/punches the glass: heechul, kangin

asks for help: sungmin, hangeng, zhoumi

all of the above, in that order: kyuhyun, yesung, henry, hyukjae

Conversation

leeteuk: hey what’s the name of the guy we always run into at the supermarket?
heechul: his dogs’ names are sprinkles and boots
leeteuk: that’s not what I asked
heechul: that’s the information I have

Conversation

henry: do dragons fart fire?
kyuhyun: ?? How should I know???
henry: I thought you went to college.

Conversation

siwon: hyung, are you okay?
leeteuk: I’m fine.
siwon: what does ‘fine’ mean?
leeteuk: it means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.