Category: incorrect quotes

Hyukjae: I can’t find my glasses.
Kyuhyun, staring at the glasses on the back of Hyukjae’s head: $20 and I’ll help you find them.

Heechul: does my hair look good?
Cop, taking his mugshot: stop talking

Donghae, being kidnapped: wait! Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: be quiet
Donghae: I’m assuming that means you’ll provide the toothbrush

yesung: shut up
hyukjae: ?? I didn’t even say anything
yesung: you were thinking. it’s annoying

kyuhyun: I’m so useless
leeteuk: no you’re not
leeteuk: you can be used as a bad example

Leeteuk: Don’t correct me!
Heechul: Don’t be wrong!

Hyukjae: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Siwon: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Heechul: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Donghae: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Leeteuk: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Zhoumi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Heechul: Killed without hesitation.

Leeteuk: *gets down on one knee*
Heechul: Oh my God, it’s finally happening
Leeteuk: *ties shoelaces*
Heechul, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs.

kyuhyun: am I adopted?
heechul: not yet, we still haven’t found anyone who wants you.