Category: incorrect quotes

Regular

Donghae: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.

Hyukjae: Is that not half the reason why I’m your best friend in the first place?

Regular

Henry: I am a person who likes to think things through.

Shindong: Since when?? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

Regular

Henry: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Henry: [throws brick through window]

Henry: Okay, let’s go!

Yesung:

Regular

Hyukjae: Donghae, we need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?

Donghae: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

Conversation

Leeteuk: I’m good.
Leeteuk: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah I’m good.

Regular

Kyuhyun: I hate this feeling.

Heechul: Sobriety?

Regular

Heechul: I love all of the Super Junior members!

Heechul: Hyukjae, Siwon, Kyuhyun…

Heechul: *looks at smudged writing on hand* …. and… Kangta!

Regular

Sungmin: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you’d lost over the years

Heechul: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Ryeowook: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 31 years!

Hyukjae: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Leeteuk: Mental stability, my old friend!

Sungmin: … could you guys lighten up a little??

Regular

Heechul: Okay, so you and I are married.

Leeteuk: We are not married.

Heechul: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Leeteuk: Well I don’t want to pretend.

Heechul: Why? Scared you’ll like it?

Leeteuk: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Junmyeon: Are you two like this all the time?

Super Junior: Yes, they are.

Regular

Siwon: How tall are you?

Ryeowook: Height is a social construct.

Siwon: So you’re short.