Category: incorrect quotes

Conversation

*texting*
leeteuk: where are you?
yesung: coming hoe
leeteuk: WHAT
yesung: *HOME
yesung, in his head: I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes

Regular

mc: in the past, you’ve helped out your members a lot

heechul: yes

mc: so which of them would you say is helping you out now?

heechul: well, they’re all helping me out by being horrible and making me look better

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kyuhyun: I might be annoying but at least my lockscreen isn’t a selfie

siwon: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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I wouldn’t go as far as saying I’m a bad bitch. I would say that I’m a moderately mean young man.

—Kim Heechul (probably)

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siwon: we may have a small problem

ryeowook: I can sense a short joke coming———

siwon: but you’re already here

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*at the suju dorm*

heechul: guys, from now on I decided that I’ll be living on my own

super junior: well, okay

heechul: all your luggage is outside, you can leave now

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siwon: would you love me if I was the only person in the world?

ryeowook: if you were the only person in the world I wouldn’t exist

siwon:

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kyuhyun: what would you do if I was kidnapped?

heechul: nothing.

heechul: I’d just wait for 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

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officer: what are your names?

donghae: don’t tell him hyukjae

officer: so you’re hyukjae

hyukjae: gREAT job, donghae

officer: and this is donghae. Great

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heechul: come on, how many times do I have to apologize???

hyukjae: once

heechul:

heechul: no