Category: incorrect quotes

Regular

kyuhyun: whoever ate all of my ramen, come forward and I’ll forgive you.

super junior:

kyuhyun: good move, you know I’d never forgive you.

Regular

ryeowook: I am small but knowing.

siwon: you don’t know what the top shelf looks like.

ryeowook:

ryeowook: you’ve got three seconds to run.

Regular

donghae: what does the chef recommend?

cashier: sir, this is McDonald’s.

donghae: oh my god I’m so sorry.

donghae: what does the McChef recommend?

Regular

[ryeowook walks in, dressed up]

heechul: looking good, Kim.

ryeowook: oh, thanks hyung, but we’ve known each other for years, why are you calling me by my last name?

heechul: I was talking to myself.

Regular

heechul: I failed my safety course today.

sungmin: what? Why? What happened?

heechul: well, one of the questions was “in the case of a fire, what steps would you take?”

sungmin: and?

heechul: well apparently “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.

Regular

hyukjae: you have beautiful eyes.

donghae: thanks, I need them to see.

Conversation

Heechul: If you don’t stop talking, I’m going to jump out of that window.
Kyuhyun: We live on the ground floor.
Heechul: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

Conversation

Leeteuk: Ooh, Wolverine! How scary!
Henry: I’m Edward Scissorhands.
Leeteuk: I don’t feel comfortable with you going trick-or-treating with scissors. Why don’t you go as Edward Spoonhands?
Henry: Hyung, it’s Halloween, not Hallowuss.

Regular

“Hey, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet. Who the fuck wanna die?”

ryeowook, probably

Conversation

siwon: WHAT ARE THOSE!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
leeteuk: they. are. my. crocs!