Category: incorrect quotes

Regular

siwon: I just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

donghae: and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

hyukjae: and “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

heechul: and “idiots” is a contraction of “you three”.

Conversation

leeteuk: i’m going to mcdonalds, do you guys want anything?
ryeowook: I want OT11 back
leeteuk:
leeteuk: hey me too ryeowook but i’ve only got like seven dollars

Regular

eunhyuk: i’m not telling.

heechul: *sharpening a knife* i have ways of making people talk

heechul: *cuts a slice of cake*

eunhyuk: can i have some?

heechul: cake is for talkers

Conversation

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: kibum, zhoumi, heechul
looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: ryeowook, shindong, henry
looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: sungmin, donghae, siwon, hangeng, hyukjae
looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: yesung, kangin, leeteuk, kyuhyun

Regular

Leeteuk: You made Donghae cry!

Yesung: He ALWAYS cries!

Donghae, while crying: That’s not true!

Conversation

kyuhyun: [speaks japanese]
super junior: ???
heechul: he’s speaking naruto

Regular

Leeteuk: I want you to think about it long and hard.

Heechul: Ayy that’s what she said *finger guns*

Leeteuk: Don’t. Don’t you dare.

Regular

donghae: hello 911 i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

Regular

heechul, whispering: how long are we gonna sit here and let them do that?

leeteuk, pinching the bridge of his nose: just… just give them a minute.

eunkyuk and donghae: *pushing a door that’s clearly marked “pull”*

Regular

ryeowook: leeteuk, what’s a metaphor?

leeteuk: my life is a trainwreck

ryeowook: yeah i know, but what’s a metaphor?