Category: park jungsoo

Regular

leeteuk: have you seen kyuhyun?

heechul: no it wasn’t my turn to watch him

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*in the group chat*

leeteuk: how do you feel when there’s no coffee left?

leeteuk: depresso

*ryeowook and 13 others have left the chat*

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leeteuk: my phone autocorrected “shhhh” to “AHHHHHHHHHH” and I feel like that says a lot about my life.

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manager: while I’m gone, I’m going to need you to get the younger members to do certain things

leeteuk: that’s a great idea. Let’s give a bunch of orders to people who don’t follow orders

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leeteuk: I saw two of my kids, Siwon and Ryeowook, hugging

leeteuk: and then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

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leeteuk: look, Donghae, if you don’t finish your homework you’re gonna end up at McDonald’s

donghae, his eyes lighting up: so if I don’t do my homework we’re going to McDonald’s???

leeteuk:

leeteuk: NO

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leeteuk: help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a seven-letter-word for ‘disappointment.’

heechul: kyuhyun.

leeteuk:

leeteuk: … it fits.

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Kyuhyun: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Leeteuk: ?? What did you do?!

Kyuhyun: NOBODY DIED

Leeteuk: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT???

Regular

Kyuhyun: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Leeteuk: ?? What did you do?!

Kyuhyun: NOBODY DIED

Leeteuk: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT???

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Donghae, drunk: Do you think birds get sad because they don’t have arms?

Leeteuk: Do you get sad because you don’t have wings?

Donghae, choked up: Every day