181128 Leeteuk at 2018 Asia Artist Awards
*at the suju dorm*
leeteuk: I forgot my keys, can someone come open the door for me please?
leeteuk: … what?
kyuhyun: what’s the password?
leeteuk: IT’S RAINING KYUHYUN
leeteuk: the thing about youth culture is, i don’t understand it.
heechul: I only take photos of things that are beautiful.
leeteuk: … your entire camera roll is just pictures of yourself.
heechul: what’s your point?
Leeteuk: that was my sarcastic voice.
Hyukjae: you know it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Leeteuk: I’ve been told that.
*in the group chat*
leeteuk: what do you call it when you kill a friend?
*zhoumi and 13 others have left the group chat*
henry: what’s up?
leeteuk: my stress level
leeteuk: wHAT did you just say?!?
leeteuk: we don’t use those goddamn motherfucking words in this goddamn house!
kyuhyun: gee, I wonder where I got it from
heechul: I’m really into dark humor
leeteuk, turning off the lights: wanna hear a joke