Category: park jungsoo

Conversation

heechul: where’s my fucking phone?
leeteuk: heechul, the younger members are around. Could you say it nicer?
heechul: many apologies
heechul: may I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking phone?

Conversation

leeteuk: man, I’m not even that funny
super junior:
super junior:
super junior:
leeteuk: “no, hyung!! You’re hilarious!! We love your jokes!”

leeteukies: I Can See Your Voice Season 6

leeteukies:

I Can See Your Voice Season 6

Conversation

leeteuk: did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?
yesung: I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. I like to call that one “Sparkle Suds”. Dress loudโ„ข
leeteuk: will you stop putting glitter in everything?? This morning you put glitter in the butter
yesung: Disco Dairy. Spread the partyโ„ข

Conversation

leeteuk: hey what’s the name of the guy we always run into at the supermarket?
heechul: his dogs’ names are sprinkles and boots
leeteuk: that’s not what I asked
heechul: that’s the information I have

Conversation

siwon: hyung, are you okay?
leeteuk: I’m fine.
siwon: what does ‘fine’ mean?
leeteuk: it means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

Conversation

leeteuk: we don’t have game night anymore. The kids get too violent.
zhoumi: they’re just games. What do you mean they get violent?
shindong: hyukjae put out a blue shell in Mario Kart while yesung was in first place, and yesung said he’d “decimate his entire bloodline”
zhoumi:

Conversation

leeteuk: how did none of you hear what I just said??
donghae: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
heechul: I got distracted about halfway through.
kyuhyun: ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Conversation

leeteuk: I’m leaving you
heechul: why
leeteuk: because you always make up lies to get me intrigued
heechul: well then I guess you’ll never find the buried treasure

Conversation

kyuhyun: *pulls out a knife*
leeteuk: oh no
kyuhyun: *opens a cardboard box with it*
leeteuk: oh okay
kyuhyun: *pulls a nerf gun out of the box*
leeteuk: oh no