Category: park jungsoo

Regular

Heechul, trying to convince Leeteuk: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem.

leeteukies: One More Time // Leeteuk

leeteukies:

One More Time // Leeteuk

Conversation

Leeteuk: I’m good.
Leeteuk: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah I’m good.

Regular

Sungmin: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you’d lost over the years

Heechul: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Ryeowook: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 31 years!

Hyukjae: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Leeteuk: Mental stability, my old friend!

Sungmin: … could you guys lighten up a little??

Regular

Heechul: Okay, so you and I are married.

Leeteuk: We are not married.

Heechul: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Leeteuk: Well I don’t want to pretend.

Heechul: Why? Scared you’ll like it?

Leeteuk: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Junmyeon: Are you two like this all the time?

Super Junior: Yes, they are.

Regular

hyukjae: *to leeteuk, who looks visibly distressed* hyung, chillax

leeteuk: …that’s not a real word

hyukjae: sometimes the ones who deny ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most

Regular

leeteuk, in the group chat at 3 am: you know sometimes it hurts when you guys don’t reply to me immediately

donghae: hi hyung

leeteuk: why are you up?? You never listen to me I told you EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP and you’re here on your phone at 3 am like we have no schedule tomorrow god donghae health is important

Regular

waiter: so what can I get for you guys?

heechul: can I get a milkshake with two straws

leeteuk, blushing: aww heechul that’s so nice of y——

heechul, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this

leeteuk:

Regular

leeteuk: that’s weird, all of my sweatshirts seem to be disappearing

heechul, wearing one of leeteuk’s sweatshirts: spooky

Conversation

leeteuk: If a coral gets stressed, it dies. So if I were coral, I’d be dead.
heechul: What does coral even get stressed about anyway?
hyukjae: *Current* events.
heechul: Get out.