Category: park jungsoo

Conversation

leeteuk: yes super junior are dumbasses.
leeteuk: but they’re MY dumbasses so say or do anything mean and it’s on sight.

Regular

Hahahaha…laugh die me!!!

Regular

siwon: shoot, I lost ryeowook!

leeteuk: how did you lose ryeowook???

siwon: give me a break, heโ€™s like two inches tall

Regular

leeteuk: the worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved

heechul: I dunno, meth is pretty fucking bad

Conversation

donghae: can we please stay in your dorm?
leeteuk: why?
siwon: kangin-hyung played with a ouija board and cursed ours
hyukjae: heechul doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells “does this look like a hotel to you?!”

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yesung: I put a “poison” label on my backpack so they’d stop trying to see what’s inside
leeteuk: oh nice
yesung: but also because it’s got actual poison inside
leeteuk: wait what
yesung: don’t worry, no one would be stupid enough toโ€“โ€“
shindong’s voice from inside the lockers: I think Henry’s dying

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kyuhyun: I like to act like I can’t understand something very simple when someone is explaining it to me so I can see how dumb they think I am.
leeteuk: that’s deception.
kyuhyun: can you explain?
leeteuk: it’s a form of dishonesty that you are using for amusement.
kyuhyun: I don’t get it???

Conversation

leeteuk: I know everyone likes to pull pranks here, but please tell me that donghae didn’t actually stay in the trunk of siwon’s car for three days just to scare him
kyuhyun: he didn’t
leeteuk: oh thank gโ€“โ€“
kyuhyun: it was five days

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leeteuk: What. Did. You. Do?
kyuhyun: all right, but you can’t get mad at me…
leeteuk: what did you do????!
kyuhyun: okay, first of all, I was minding my own businessโ€“โ€“
leeteuk: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!
kyuhyun: I WAS