Category: s: internet

Regular

hyukjae: I do what I want!

kyuhyun: I’m calling leeteuk

hyukjae: wait no I’m sorry

Regular

[skipping stones at a lake]

sungmin: it’s such a beautiful evening

yesung, whispering: take that you fucking lake

Conversation

donghae: uwu
heechul: what the fuck is uwu
leeteuk: hey, language
heechul:
heechul: uwu is a language?

Conversation

*texting*
leeteuk: hey
heechul: …? hey?
leeteuk: I can’t sleep :/
heechul: well I can. goodnight

Conversation

ryeowook: you’re so tall, do you play basketball?
siwon to ryeowook, moments before disaster: no, do you play mini golf?

Conversation

henry: I like women who can challenge me intellectually
kyuhyun: that’s all women

Conversation

heechul: am I a bad boy?
leeteuk: … yeah, sure.
heechul: ok so how bad am I?
leeteuk:
leeteuk: honestly? you’re a fucking nightmare heechul

Conversation

donghae: oh shut up I wasn’t that drunk
hyukjae: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
donghae *tearing up*: but you are

Regular

Heechul: I love all of the Super Junior members!

Heechul: Hyukjae, Siwon, Kyuhyun…

Heechul: *looks at smudged writing on hand* …. and… Kangta!

Regular

Heechul: Okay, so you and I are married.

Leeteuk: We are not married.

Heechul: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Leeteuk: Well I don’t want to pretend.

Heechul: Why? Scared you’ll like it?

Leeteuk: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Junmyeon: Are you two like this all the time?

Super Junior: Yes, they are.