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Conversation

leeteuk: shoot, the power went out
donghae: don’t worry hyung, I got this
*donghae shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
leeteuk: what––
donghae: I swallowed a flashlight
leeteuk, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU––

Conversation

leeteuk: shoot, the power went out
donghae: don’t worry hyung, I got this
*donghae shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
leeteuk: what––
donghae: I swallowed a flashlight
leeteuk, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU––

Conversation

interviewer: what’s your greatest strength?
leeteuk: I’m a great flirt
interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness?
leeteuk: those eyes of yours
interviewer:
leeteuk:
interviewer: please leave

Conversation

interviewer: what’s your greatest strength?
leeteuk: I’m a great flirt
interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness?
leeteuk: those eyes of yours
interviewer:
leeteuk:
interviewer: please leave

Conversation

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: kibum, zhoumi, heechul
looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: ryeowook, shindong, henry
looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: sungmin, donghae, siwon, hangeng, hyukjae
looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: yesung, kangin, leeteuk, kyuhyun

Conversation

waiter: [hands Henry his check] your bill sir
henry: [places down uno reverse card] here you go

Conversation

interviewer: what’s it like being in super junior?
zhoumi: imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people
interviewer: okay…
zhoumi: now throw that idea out the window.

Regular

heechul: so what kind of pose should I go for? A sexy one or–—

police: sir, this is a mugshot

heechul: ok and make sure you capture my good side

Regular

heechul: how old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real?

donghae, whispering to leeteuk: how old am I?

leeteuk: you’re 32, Donghae.

donghae: I was 32 🙁

Regular

ryeowook: umm, what are you doing??

sungmin, standing on a chair: I live here you know I can stand wherever I want thank you very much

ryeowook:

ryeowook: where’s the spider

sungmin: it’s under the table please get rid of it for me,,