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Conversation

yesung: I don’t understand people who do things on the weekend. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things?? That’s how they get you.

Regular

kyuhyun: it’s times like this when I wish I had listened to what Leeteuk-hyung told me.

yesung: why, what did he tell you?

kyuhyun: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

Regular

[someone insults sungmin]

ryeowook: *laughs*

ryeowook: wAIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

Regular

heechul: I don’t “dress to impress” I dress to depress I wanna look so good that people hate themselves

Conversation

leeteuk, on the phone: kyuhyun, I ask you, please do not do the thing, the one thing I asked you not to do. please don’t do it
kyuhyun, with leeteuk on speaker as he does the thing: oh I would never

Conversation

kyuhyun, waking up from a deep sleep: where am I?
heechul, sarcastically: heaven
kyuhyun: oh…
kyuhyun:
kyuhyun: didn’t think you’d be here

Conversation

Heechul: Leeteuk and I are having a baby
Donghae: That’s gre-
Heechul, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here

Regular

leeteuk: it’s hard being the leader, but I love my members—

sungmin, coming into the room: do you want the good news or the bad news first?

leeteuk: … good news

sungmin: hyukjae wanted to make us dinner! Isn’t that sweet?

leeteuk:

sungmin: … the kitchen may or may not be on fire.

leeteuk: [inhales]

Regular

siwon: I have a black belt

shindong: in what? Karate?

siwon: no, from Gucci

Conversation

donghae: can we please stay in your dorm?
leeteuk: why?
siwon: kangin-hyung played with a ouija board and cursed ours
hyukjae: heechul doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells “does this look like a hotel to you?!”