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interviewer: what’s the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?
heechul: their audacity

Hyukjae, trying to get on Yesung’s good side: You’re really smart
Yesung: no
Hyukjae: ok

donghae: what if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
leeteuk, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: what if you don’t

heechul: sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

ryeowook: don’t make sungmin mad!
hyukjae: okay but what’s he gonna do? hug me?

kyuhyun: I feel so old. Like I’m not a cool kid anymore.

ryeowook: that’s not true.

kyuhyun, perking up: really??

ryeowook: you were never a cool kid.

yesung: I don’t understand people who do things on the weekend. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things?? That’s how they get you.

kyuhyun: it’s times like this when I wish I had listened to what Leeteuk-hyung told me.

yesung: why, what did he tell you?

kyuhyun: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

[someone insults sungmin]

ryeowook: *laughs*

ryeowook: wAIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

heechul: I don’t “dress to impress” I dress to depress I wanna look so good that people hate themselves