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Conversation

kyuhyun: was I really that drunk last night?
shindong: the police were called because you were so loud and when the officer asked you your name, you motioned to your face and said ‘google it, bitch.’

Conversation

Heechul: Did you take a wrong turn?
Yesung *driving*: No, Iโ€™m just taking a different route.
Heechul: Isnโ€™t that what usually happens when you take a wrong turn?

Regular

Henry: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Henry: [throws brick through window]

Henry: Okay, letโ€™s go!

Yesung:

Regular

*texting*

siwon: ryeowookie, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ž

ryeowook: .. hi?

siwon: the amount of yโ€™s you put in hey is the amount you love someone

ryeowook: oh

ryeowook: he siwon

Regular

waiter: so what can I get for you guys?

heechul: can I get a milkshake with two straws

leeteuk, blushing: aww heechul thatโ€™s so nice of yโ€”โ€”

heechul, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this

leeteuk:

Regular

*police sirens wailing outside in the distance*

sungmin, whoโ€™s never done anything wrong in his life: theyโ€™ve found me

Regular

ryeowook: you call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

sungmin: making 4 accounts bro

ryeowook: bro

Conversation

siwon: You know what sucks?
ryeowook: Vacuums.
siwon: ..You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
ryeowook: Black holes.
siwon: … You know what just isnโ€™t cool?
ryewook: Lava.
siwon: YOU!!!

Conversation

heechul: I have cat-like reflexes
hyukjae: Prove it
heechul: [sees a cat]
heechul: [instantly] I like that cat

Conversation

*texting*
heechul: I just killed your sister
siwon: I’m calling the police
heechul: *KISSED
siwon: I’M CALLING THE POLICE