leeteuk: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?
hyukjae, to donghae: dude shoot me, then when my leg heals we can buy a huge ass house and range rovers
donghae: hey you can shoot me too and then we’ll have twenty million dollars
hyukjae: good thinking. Fuck the system
Hyukjae: I have an idea, but I’m gonna need your permission
Leeteuk: Why would you need my permission?
Hyukjae: Because if I mess it up, I don’t want it to be just my fault.
kyuhyun: bitchhenry: blocked and reported
kyuhyun: wait unblock me I have something important to say to you
Ryeowook: One day, I will be strong and punch the sun.
Siwon: Uh, yeah, pretty sure that’s not possible so… um…
Ryeowook: I will punch it.
Siwon: Look, buddy, if you try and punch the sun, your hand’s just gonna get burned up. Not really sure what you’re expecting here.
Ryeowook: I’m gonna punch it real hard.
hyukjae: hey you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
leeteuk: what’s the matter with you?? you are a hazard to yourself!
shindong: and a coward. Do 20.
siwon: hey I have two tickets for this new movie
kyuhyun: I’m so happy for you, you can go twice
hyukjae: I accidentally stepped on my glasses. Sometimes I think I’m stupid
kyuhyun: don’t worry, I do that all the time
hyukjae: step on your glasses?
kyuhyun: think you’re stupid
heechul: I’d like everyone’s attention. Christmas is canceled.
kyuhyun: you can’t cancel a holiday.
heechul: keep it up, Kyuhyun, and you’ll lose New Year’s.
kyuhyun: what does that mean??
heechul: Leeteuk, take New Year’s away from Kyuhyun.
sungmin: I don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun. Have you tried mac and cheese?
heechul, to the rest of super junior: dear friends, your Christmas gift this year is… me
heechul: that’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed