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Regular

leeteuk: the worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved

heechul: I dunno, meth is pretty fucking bad

Conversation

ryeowook: I feel sad.
sungmin: I have emotional jumper cables! I’ll boost you. Just attach like so…
ryeowook: this is just a hug.
sungmin: is it working?
ryeowook: yeah

Regular

leeteuk: that’s it! You’re all grounded.

leeteuk: Kyuhyun, no computer for you.

leeteuk: Hyukjae, no hanging out with Donghae.

leeteuk: and Heechul… is there anything you love?

heechul: revenge

leeteuk: no vengeance for you.

heechul: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this”, but I guess that’s off the table.

Conversation

leeteuk: did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?
yesung: I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. I like to call that one “Sparkle Suds”. Dress loud™
leeteuk: will you stop putting glitter in everything?? This morning you put glitter in the butter
yesung: Disco Dairy. Spread the party™

Conversation

sungmin: *puts on bike helmet*
henry: that looks pretty lame, dude
sungmin: you know what isn’t lame?
sungmin: *clips helmet* safety.

Conversation

siwon: hyung, are you okay?
leeteuk: I’m fine.
siwon: what does ‘fine’ mean?
leeteuk: it means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

Conversation

kyuhyun: *pulls out a knife*
leeteuk: oh no
kyuhyun: *opens a cardboard box with it*
leeteuk: oh okay
kyuhyun: *pulls a nerf gun out of the box*
leeteuk: oh no

Conversation

kyuhyun: *sneaking back into the dorms at 3 AM*
leeteuk, turning around in his chair: and just where have you been??
kyuhyun, panicking: uhh, I was with Ryeowook!
ryeowook, also turning around in his chair: try again

Conversation

kyuhyun: *sneaking back into the dorms at 3 AM*
leeteuk, turning around in his chair: and just where have you been??
kyuhyun, panicking: uhh, I was with Ryeowook!
ryeowook, also turning around in his chair: try again

Conversation

henry: let’s get this bread! 🤣👅🤙🏻💯
*2 hours later*
sungmin, laying 25 different loaves of bread on the table: I didn’t know what type of bread you wanted so I bought them all