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Regular

leeteuk: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?

hyukjae, to donghae: dude shoot me, then when my leg heals we can buy a huge ass house and range rovers

donghae: hey you can shoot me too and then we’ll have twenty million dollars

hyukjae: good thinking. Fuck the system

Conversation

Hyukjae: I have an idea, but I’m gonna need your permission
Leeteuk: Why would you need my permission?
Hyukjae: Because if I mess it up, I don’t want it to be just my fault.

Conversation

*texting*
henry: hi
kyuhyun: bitchhenry: blocked and reported
kyuhyun: wait unblock me I have something important to say to you
henry: unblocked
kyuhyun: bitch

Regular

Ryeowook: One day, I will be strong and punch the sun.

Siwon: Uh, yeah, pretty sure that’s not possible so… um…

Ryeowook: I will punch it.

Siwon: Look, buddy, if you try and punch the sun, your hand’s just gonna get burned up. Not really sure what you’re expecting here.

Ryeowook: I’m gonna punch it real hard.

Conversation

hyukjae: hey you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
leeteuk: what’s the matter with you?? you are a hazard to yourself!
shindong: and a coward. Do 20.

Conversation

siwon: hey I have two tickets for this new movie
kyuhyun: I’m so happy for you, you can go twice
siwon:

Conversation

hyukjae: I accidentally stepped on my glasses. Sometimes I think I’m stupid
kyuhyun: don’t worry, I do that all the time
hyukjae: step on your glasses?
kyuhyun: think you’re stupid

Conversation

heechul: I’d like everyone’s attention. Christmas is canceled.
kyuhyun: you can’t cancel a holiday.
heechul: keep it up, Kyuhyun, and you’ll lose New Year’s.
kyuhyun: what does that mean??
heechul: Leeteuk, take New Year’s away from Kyuhyun.

Regular

sungmin: I don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun. Have you tried mac and cheese?

Regular

heechul, to the rest of super junior: dear friends, your Christmas gift this year is… me

heechul: that’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed