Category: s: twitter

Regular

*texting*

siwon: ryeowookie, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 💖💕❤️💕💖💞

ryeowook: .. hi?

siwon: the amount of y’s you put in hey is the amount you love someone

ryeowook: oh

ryeowook: he siwon

Regular

waiter: so what can I get for you guys?

heechul: can I get a milkshake with two straws

leeteuk, blushing: aww heechul that’s so nice of y——

heechul, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this

leeteuk:

Regular

*police sirens wailing outside in the distance*

sungmin, who’s never done anything wrong in his life: they’ve found me

Regular

ryeowook: you call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

sungmin: making 4 accounts bro

ryeowook: bro

Conversation

siwon: You know what sucks?
ryeowook: Vacuums.
siwon: ..You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
ryeowook: Black holes.
siwon: … You know what just isn’t cool?
ryewook: Lava.
siwon: YOU!!!

Conversation

heechul: I have cat-like reflexes
hyukjae: Prove it
heechul: [sees a cat]
heechul: [instantly] I like that cat

Conversation

*texting*
heechul: I just killed your sister
siwon: I’m calling the police
heechul: *KISSED
siwon: I’M CALLING THE POLICE

Conversation

*texting*
leeteuk: where are you?
yesung: coming hoe
leeteuk: WHAT
yesung: *HOME
yesung, in his head: I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes

Conversation

leeteuk: Since we’re going overseas, SM wants us to go over some safety procedures.
leeteuk: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?
shindong, solemnly: avenge you.

Conversation

sungmin: *exists*
all of super junior, all ELF, all of SM entertainment, the entire fucking world: so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you.