Leeteuk: Hey are you okay? I thought I heard you crying.
Heechul: I’m okay, I’m just in a fight with my cat.
Leeteuk: Your cat? Did he scratch you?
Heechul: No, it didn’t get physical. I just feel like he’s ignoring me and he knows I can’t handle that and he’s acting like he doesn’t care at all.
Siwon: Well, I suppose the only solution would be to tell Leeteuk the truth.
Heechul: That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life.
leeteuk: *muttering something under his breath*
shindong: are you talking to yourself hyung?
leeteuk: it’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this house
donghae: you know what, bro?
donghae: if I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you
hyukjae: *clutches heart* bro…
leeteuk: so you’re driving and you see hyukjae and henry in the road, what should you hit first?
yesung: hyukjae without a doubt
heechul: definitely henry
kyuhyun: both of them
leeteuk: … the brakes